City of Quarantine
Welcome to Florida (or Georgia, take your pick), the voluntary petri-dish of America, where Covid-19 restrictions have been lifted to initiate an intriguing, if impulsive, experiment on the populace. The hypothesis is this (CDC guidelines being damned): can society return to normal without catastrophe? But this is no controlled experiment; not when the test subjects […]
Read More The Apocalypse has been Cancelled Until Further Notice“The dragon don’t nap, brother. But he plays a mean game of possum.” Reverend Chette is a spook. Not the nostalgic Old World tuxedoed-gentleman-imperialist sort of spook. Reverend Chette is more New World capitalist in a jean-jacket, southern-gent, Manifest-Destiny sort of spook. He’ll come to your banana republic to gift your guerillas guns and bring […]
Read More Reverend Chette’s Conspiracy Theory of EverythingVic visits a local convenient store, which has been “repurposed as a 24-hour grog-shop, a watering hole for listless barflies or, if otherwise, dregs nonetheless. When no one else is there for you, 7-11 is waiting.”
Read More Thank Heaven: Quarantined at the Neighborhood 7-11Society relaxes, but is it too soon? Are we prepared for what comes next? How does one inject disinfectant?
Read More Disinfected Daze: Week 6 in QuarantineConspiracies abound! Vic sorts through the madness from the comfort of his backyard.
Read More WTF is Happening? Week 5 of the Quarantine!Everyone has their hero’s journey. Gwayne Goshawks’ call to adventure occurred while searching for a lost cat named “Taco”.
Read More The Anarchists beyond the 16th FairwayGovernor DeSantis issues an executive order to shutdown the state. Meanwhile, Vic & Jo, race against curfew for a rack of ribs.
Read More Carpe Porcus: Governor Hamfist shuts down FloridaDonny Brey of Lawn Donkey Landscaping explains how he expects China to invade the United States
Read More Lawn Donkey Landscaping is preparing for a Chinese Land InvasionDating in the time of Coronavirus is a risky proposition. Are those without companions forced into Celibacy? Not with this Matchmaking program.
Read More Love in the Time of Coronavirus: Finding the Right Bunkmate for your BunkerOn the 1st Week of the End of the World as we Knew It, the question persists, is Covid-19 a weaponized virus meant to strike at the United States? Vic Neverman and Josefina Jesus-Maria discuss as they visit Starbucks for, perhaps, the last time.
Read More Is this Virus a Weaponized Attack on Western Democracy?