Quarantine Confessional: my partner traded me to another bunker for a set of knives

A writer writes in offended he has been traded by his coronavirus companion for a set of sushi knives. Cyrus Lee Hancock addresses the situation.

Love in the Time of Coronavirus: Finding the Right Bunkmate for your Bunker

Dating in the time of Coronavirus is a risky proposition. Are those without companions forced into Celibacy? Not with this Matchmaking program.