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Tag: Coronavirus

Quarantine Derangement du Jour: Spinal Fungus

Vic Neverman, in search of a cure to quarantine derangement consults Natural Healer, Bernadette Dovetail who advises him on how to confront the mushroom overtaking his mind.

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Hurricane Survival Guide: Coronavirus Edition

Esteemed hurricane survivalist, Cyrus Lee Hancock, catalogs the many unexpected dangers of the hurricane like electrocution, vengeful neighbors and, because it is 2020, coronavirus.

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The Apocalypse has been Cancelled Until Further Notice

Welcome to Florida (or Georgia, take your pick), the voluntary petri-dish of America, where Covid-19 restrictions have been lifted to initiate an intriguing, if impulsive, experiment on the populace. The hypothesis is this (CDC guidelines being damned): can society return to normal without catastrophe? But this is no controlled experiment; not when the test subjects […]

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Reverend Chette’s Conspiracy Theory of Everything

“The dragon don’t nap, brother. But he plays a mean game of possum.” Reverend Chette is a spook. Not the nostalgic Old World tuxedoed-gentleman-imperialist sort of spook. Reverend Chette is more New World capitalist in a jean-jacket, southern-gent, Manifest-Destiny sort of spook. He’ll come to your banana republic to gift your guerillas guns and bring […]

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Lawn Donkey Landscaping is preparing for a Chinese Land Invasion

Donny Brey of Lawn Donkey Landscaping explains how he expects China to invade the United States

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